We have this day that we just don’t want to move at all, like all we want is to sit on the couch and binge watch. BUT how far can you go in dealing with your laziness? Here is a list of the grossest thing people have done; and yes, this is real.
- Ate a yogurt with a ruler because I couldn’t be bothered to go and get a spoon. – kumran
Reaction: You could have just drink it, man.
- I peed in my cat’s litter box. – derkkern
Reaction: Talking about establishing dominance there, pal.
- I ordered underwear from Amazon with overnight delivery because I didn’t want to do the laundry. – EriShaw
Reaction: This is less gross than rewearing the underwear for a day or two. So. Lazy? Hell yes. Gross? Not really. Resourceful? Absolutely!
- Allow dog to lick BBQ grease off hands. Wipe dog slobber off on dog. – anumati
Reaction: This is a living example of how nature works, like the circle of life but with dogs and food.
- I picked my nose and didn’t want to get up to wash my hands or dispose of it so I put it back in my nose. – UmbreHonest
Reaction: Dude, pick it and flick it. God Damn! But one question, you gobbled it right up, didn’t you?
- Let my clogged toilet get to the point it had maggots in it. – SilentSpartan
- Bathroom was occupied, didn’t feel like going from the 2nd floor into the creepy dark basement to poop in the other -so I pooped in some plastic bags on my screened patio and didn’t immediately dispose of them… – Hair_Harlot
Reaction: Them?! you have dont it more than once? What an actual BLEEEP! How BLEEEP scary is your basement?!
- I swallowed a loogie because I was to lazy to get up and spit it out. – Dougington
Reaction: This is just the right amount of disgusting. (pukes a lil in my mouth) Now, I’m disgusting.
- Ran out of toilet paper so I’d just use socks, eventually my foot got a rash from it. – HotCheetoHarambe
Reaction: So you wiped your ass with a sock, then put that sock back on your foot? What the BLEEEP, man!
- I’ve eaten mashed potatoes off the floor because I didn’t want to heat up a second helping. – GirlyVomit
Reaction: Girl, I mean, compared to the rest? Yours is cute.
What about you? What did you do out of laziness? Would you like to share it with us? Leave a comment below and lets share one or few things and laugh it all away, Brainy Versatility style.